About The Book

When a terrorist organisation, ISIS Sutton Branch - prematurely unleashes a genetically engineered plague onto the streets of Londonistan, mayhem quickly follows. At first, only the LGBTQ community is affected. But not for long, because this virus recognises no gender or lifestyle preference - changing all those infected into demented, zombie-like creatures indulging in a ‘rear door rampage’ unlike anything anyone has ever seen. Soon, the streets are overrun with hundreds of people indulging in public lewdness so weird that even the shambolic local police realise something is very wrong. Led by Inspector Joe Merser, all attempts by the cops to maintain the ‘Queens Ring-Peace’ are hampered by an incompetent Scotland Yard and their own craven fear of upsetting a perceived minority.

Woes that only get worse when the President of the United States crash-lands amongst the teeming masses of the ‘Porking Head’, turning what was already a disaster into a catastrophe of global proportions, for even Donald Trump can see there is nothing random about the events unfolding in front, as well as behind him. Not when his nemesis, former Secretary of State Illary Cliton, ruthlessly takes advantage of the President’s isolation to seize power and unleash her own unholy reign of terror. This Graphic Novel has but one intention - to try and amuse those who are still capable of smirking when most of us are forced to wince in fear. As a work of fiction it takes itself far too seriously, especially given the sad joke our world has become.

TRUMP GOES VIRAL - A STATE OF MIND

This piece of art is more than a mere Graphic Novel for, in reality, it is a a cry for help. A shriek into a dark hole of consciousness, asking those able to fight injustice to purchase this work and in doing so rectify a great wrong I.e the lack of sales.

Trump Goes Viral takes a long, deep, look at recent global events before, after due consideration, shafting what it sees ‘good and proper’.

Libertarians will tell you that in the pop-art, micro-fame, utterly vacuous cringe-fest we call modern living, unless you follow certain behavioral traits a person (animals and plants are except for now - but not boulders - vis-à-vis University of Wisconsin - read about it, you couldn’t make it up) will not only be criticised they’ll face complete annihilation. Destroyed! ‘Done up the rear’ and not even given the courtesy of a reach-around (which to some is well out of order). Many claim that today ultra-woke, spineless, mostly middle-class white lefty luvvies inflict their twisted morals upon the masses with the ruthlessness of an absolute monarchy. Mostly from the right, these conservatives genuinely seem to think that the elites are more oppressive than Henry the VIII. To them ‘Old Henry’ was a cuddly rascal compared to the modern ‘woke’ brigade and if pressed they’ll claim King Herod and Ivan the terrible were less obnoxious than your average modern Labour or Democrat voter. Polarisation exists everywhere and to such a degree pure hate reigns where once civilised digital debate flourished. Consequently, there is no shortage of online ‘freedom warriors’ willing to describe all lefties as evil morons. Squalid, socialist creatures, all too ready to dehumanize their enemies - the so-called right wing.

By any standard, this is a sad state of affairs, and it was with the aim of addressing both sides Trump Goes Viral came into being. Set in a town called Londonistan (a fictitious place that in no way is meant to resemble a real-life city) it nevertheless mentions urban environments many people recognise. Pictures of the ravaged war-torn streets of Mogadishu or Fallujah are, sadly, all too familiar and who hasn’t watched the odd YouTube uploads of these places and thought, ‘thank god I don’t live there’. To be brutally frank - even if you reside in Buffalo New York or Skegness England on balance you’re probably better off than an Iraqi or Somali (just). Hard as it is to believe Stalingrad under siege by the Nazis in World War Two offered a safer and more relaxing environment than some places in England do today. A national disgrace we on the Trump Goes Viral team do not shy away from. One example mentioned in our work is a stinking hell of a Londonistani borough called Sutton which, astonishingly, is based upon an actual place.

YES - SUTTON EXISTS!

Merely typing the letters S.U.T.T.O.N makes most who do it weep. Thankfully, sanity can be maintained by focusing on other areas that are the exact opposite to the stench of Sutton. In our Graphic Novel an oasis called Croydonshire fulfils that role, being very much a Ying to Sutton’s Yuk.

What true life sunlit uplands Croydonshire mirrors we will leave the reader to guess - but here’s a clue. It can be found not far from a London suburb called Bromley and is famous for its quaint uneven paving and urban-chic broken window vistas. In any tale locations are important - as is characterisation, a decent story arc and a compelling plot. Due to this our Graphic Novel has all too many of everything although the most important thing we address is, of course, Donald Trump himself.

Now that his name has been spoken let’s shoot some turkey here.

Former President Trump is something of a Marmite personality. From all corners of the globe, a vocal majority has accused Trump of dividing opinions along political, racial, religious, ethnic, age, cultural, spiritual, scientific, regional and sporting lines (for instance, Synchronised Swimmers are known to loathe Trump while Demolition Derby drivers by and large think he’s sick.) Trump is easy to hate, yet we at the Trump Goes Viral Team refuse to do so even when every fiber of our being demands it. Indeed, our Graphic Novel is a sincere attempt at trying to get into the mind of the man and not the myth. Needless to say, this wasn’t easy, but it was still worth trying to see if, amongst all that orange flesh, a residue of decency might be found. Trump Goes Viral is about redemption and those people who are ready, willing and able to put their differences behind them. To keep staring forward no matter what is careering towards them from the rear and never looking back. It is, in the end, a message of hope that begs everyone to try and reach beyond that which make us nauseous. Remember, orange does not exist inside a human body: only red, white, and maybe some dark brown bits around the intestines (you know what we mean.)

MAJOR CHARACTERS

TRUMP

The Trump, of Trump Goes Viral, is depicted as boorish, arrogant and ignorant - but we make no apology for showing the former president in as good a light as possible, for hard as it may appear, we believe Trump is fully human. A man with legs, arms, and something like hair (although what exactly that is on his head no one can truly determine). People faint at the mere mention of his name, but is such a reaction really necessary? Come on! If you try, it is possible to look upon the face of Trump and not immediately puke. Certainly, if you get enough practice you can do it. Of course, anyone trying this will have to be careful. Remember, becoming ‘Trump Resilient’ does not happen overnight.

It is worth mentioning that no matter where you live downloading then printing an image of Trump will undoubtedly be flagged by the FBI and the Democratic Party duly informed. Within hours your address will be put under surveillance just as your life mysteriously begins to unravel. Promotions denied, hire purchase agreements withdrawn, employment contracts terminated, membership of dog walking groups rescinded. Until, eventually, it becomes clear your name has been added to a list of the ‘un-woke’. A terrible fate worse than being put on the Sex offender’s register. A possible solution might be to find some Google Image uploaded by CNN or other ‘worthy’ network showing Trump in a debate with Biden or Clinton and print that off. And for Pete’s sake remember this: once the image has been downloaded immediately send emails to all and sundry proclaiming you eternal allegiance to the Left and never ending hatred of the Orange One. Such actions will hopefully persuade the elites you are interested in Trump’s opponents and not him.

But how does this aid me in becoming Trump Resilient?

Start by glancing at the downloaded image first. Quick as you can: flipping the page up before slapping it hard face down on a table back and forth. Obviously, the disgust will be instant and overwhelming ,but with practice this can be overcome. Think of those zoologists who work with poisonous snakes. Many get bitten so often they are now able to tolerate even the most venomous reptile and the same is true of Trump (who to many is himself a viper).

CONQUER YOUR FEAR.

Look into that flushed, sneaky face that somehow manages, even in a photo, to ogle and - defy him! Glare back into the abyss of those beady eyes and chant the following, ‘I will not look away. I will not look away.’ Slowly, you will learn to maintain your gaze and by doing so be proven a hero of sorts for, did not Jesus say, ‘I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you’. By accepting Trump and those who support him are misguided, but not necessarily diabolical fiends, you are proving what a virtuous heart beats inside that body of yours. How wonderful it is to be magnanimous to those who are ‘lesser’ than us. In the end, every progressive must decide the following: are they the Caesar who gives the thumbs up (and allows the gladiator to live) or is it thumbs down and a blade to the guts?

We get it, many of you think Trump supporters deserve the same fate as Spartacus and his army. That is, to be crucified along the motorways of ‘Maga Country’ and left to whither in the heat of the midday sun. A stark, but necessary warning to the uneducated, reminding them that they must never again vote in ways polite society finds abhorrent. It is a simple fact - democracy only truly works when leaders are chosen who meet the expectations of people and groups holding vital positions within our society.

Not everyone is equal - okay!

That does not mean they are of greater significance than you or me, only that they get to make more important decisions! There’s a difference! Individuals sad enough to maintain a Trumpian view of the world reject this principle, believing such favoured groups as nothing more than elites. Vested interests, who bulldoze their unpopular opinions upon society by abusing the positions they occupy. But what and who are these concerns so despised by the right? Well, there are many, but we will discuss three here:

Big Tech

The Entertainment Industry

Teaching Unions

To loathe the above three is an all too common yet simplistic attitude, because when one studies these elites a more nuanced picture becomes apparent. For example - how can anyone in their right mind dismiss the Big Tech oligarchs when everyone knows they have access to all the data and can therefore form the best conclusions? Do we have to spell it out - these people know everything you do and say so, of course, their opinions matter more than yours.

The same is true of the entertainment industry. Hollywood, TV, streaming services, comedy stand up -they’re all overwhelmingly anti-Trump and who can blame them? Sorry, but it is a truism the right must acknowledge. Going against woke entertainment is a bad, bad idea. After all, these professionals are tasked with making us happy so why risk angering them? Worse, those who do ‘wake the luvvie dragon’ will undoubtedly be subjected to a diatribe of wrath from people who quite understandably believe Lily Allen knows best.

Look at Netflix. Even with their man in the White House this streaming service continues to portray the USA as a cesspit of white nationalist bigotry (to be fair it mostly is), but imagine what they would be doing if Trump was still president? The misery erupting from our TVs would be unbearable. We at the Trump Goes Viral team are so thankful the Democratic Party and their allies throughout the government remembering to print off 80 million unregistered postal votes before making sure every single one (and a few more for good measure) were counted. No mean feat when it was impossible to determine who had voted, where or even when. Yet they pulled this miracle off and in doing so saved America from its own people.

We in Britain know all about how the ‘luvvie’ shows their humanity by always pointing out what they know to be right and wrong. For instance, between 1979 and 1997 the UK was ruled by a right wing Conservative government so the BBC, as well as all other media outlets, made sure the masses regretted ever voting for those fascists. Be it via a movie, a TV series, a stage play, radio broadcast or local expressionist puppet theatre, during these years the British public were force-fed an endless banquet of misery as punishment for voting Tory. Educating Rita, Boys from the Blackstuff, Letter to Brezhnev, Brassed Off and Billy Elliot accurately depicted the UK as crap. A wet, stinking, unloved, unjust, squalid nightmare. A vile heap, so detestable turning it into nuclear testing ground would still not be punishment enough. Indeed, so debased had Britain become under a right of centre leadership the country deserved nothing but contempt and by god did it get it. In fact, if things had continued as they were the whole population (except minorities of course) would have warranted the Nagasaki Treatment for their outrageous abuse of democracy by voting non Left. However, in 1997 (thank heavens), the British people had an epiphany and finally did the decent thing by choosing a Labour government. Hallelujah! This was the only thing to do, although many would point out that the populace deserved no reward after thirteen years of disgusting behaviour? Luckily for the public the British entertainment industry is a benevolent one and letting bygones be bygones quickly rewarded the masses. Yes, it was an incredible sight to behold, for within eighteen months of Tony Blair taking the reigns of government and as if by magic, the British movie and TV industries became….wait for it….optimistic.

Get thee behind me the Full Monty and say hello to Sliding Doors and Notting Hill.

Phew! See, how hard was that? Put that tick against the right (left wing) box and the cultural elites will show you a fairytale world of beautiful people living good, purposeful lives. No more Thatcherism with its awful capitalist belief in bettering yourself through work and thrift. Why do that when you can get a position in the local socialist town council that, as a body, farm out all the dirty jobs to solid, future Labour voters hailing mostly from the Middle East, Pakistan, Somalia and Poland. I don’t know about you but as far as I am concerned Boxing Helena (a damning allegory against Margaret Thatcher and her sexist statements claiming women could get to the top without special privileges) is no way as happy a movie as Love Actually. Everyone knows that the character played by Hugh Grant in Love Actually was supposed to be Tony Blair, although the former Labour leader is too much of a socialist to ever admit that he ruled the UK just as Hugh Grant did in the film. Basically, the moral of the story here is don’t annoy those who are in charge of making us forget what terrible lives most of us live. If you do, they’ll get you. Good and proper.

The same applies to teachers. Most of you will be like us at the Trump Goes Viral team and put those who mould the minds of societies children into the same moral bracket as nurses, antifascists, anti-capitalist, anti-racists anti anti trans protesters. That is, they are more angel than human. Be thankful that teachers can turn your child into a storm-trooper of justice with all the zeal and fanaticism of a Red Guard or Jihadi. Basically, they’re able to really mess your kids up if they want to. Hence, is it really advisable to have them (teachers) all bitter and full of resentment? I don’t think so bozo.

And what have all these groups got in common? They hate Trump! So how can we portray this man in a fair light (as far as libertarians are concerned) that does not bring about legal action? Phew, it wasn’t easy believe us.

Given all these pressures what is the sensible thing to do? Big Tech, big government, entertainment, the teachers, the social workers and even the police are all singing from the same woke song book. Truly, the only course of action is to just roll over and follow the instructions your betters provide. Let us at the Trump Goes Viral Team be clear - none of this gives anyone the right to be violent towards Trump or those people who support him. Yes, by and large ‘Trumpoids’ are unsociable and resistant to doing what they are told, even if it’s in our best interest for them to do so. But all life (except a baby about to be aborted) is kind of sacred so try and be cool.

With so many factors like these, writing our Graphic Novel was like walking through a minefield carrying a ticking time bomb while knowing all along a nearby star is about to go Supernova so it’s all a little pointless anyway. We did our best not to be spiteful to the right, but there is only so much anyone who has any sense of self-preservation can do. In the end, our advice to those who come into contact with Trump supporters is to press that ‘Ignore Button’ and block the bastards. It doesn’t matter what platform ostracise the lot, and if necessary report what you know to the proper authorities (I.e Fact Checkers on Facebook and their associated comrades who work at YouTube, Google, Instagram etc..) By working together one day we will convince the public that Trump and the ‘Eternal Trump Supporter’ are verminous plague carriers intent on polluting our minds. Destroyers of the faith of progressiveness these vermin require our total contempt (but not violence, that’s illegal). Just keep your nerve people and watch: one day Trump will get his ass handed to him, as will his awful army of individualists that fight for liberty. In the end the left are right because they have control of who says what and when and, if necessary, change it anyway. It’s a steal, baby!

INSPECTOR JOSEPH MERSER

Recent events in America have once again brought to public attention the debate most citizens have every day. That is, when trying to maintain law and order in multicultural societies is there any place for the police? A difficult dilemma for sure, but most of us in the Trump Goes Viral Team were sat on the fence about this issue until images showing the pre meditated murder of George Floyd spread across the world and immediately, before we knew anything more, our minds were made up and the conclusion we came to - police must cease to exist. We concluded their duties could, on a temporary basis, be given to holistic therapists and a combination of youth and social workers until a more permanent solution is found (here’s an idea, outlawed all possessions and crime will largely vanish because we all own everything anyway. Duh, its obvious).

George Floyd (George from now on) is a modern day saint whose death, in some

respects, is even more profound than that of Jesus because, quite frankly, the Martyr of Minneapolis affected greater numbers than that carpenter did two thousand years ago. Think about it! Probably no more than a few thousand were present when the Son of God left this Earth while George’s tragic end was watched by billions. Thank God Big Tech and responsible news outlets such as CNN, MSNBC, RT, the BBC and CBS accurately reported what had occurred and did so for as long as was needed.

Former cop Derek Chauvin knelt on George’s neck for nine minutes and twenty-nine seconds, yet mass-media covered his demise continually, twenty-four seven, for six solid months without one minute of relief until their aims were fulfilled and ‘hurray to them’. Not since WW2 have so many countries and other powerful interests joined forces with a single goal and followed that aim through. Wasn’t it just wonderful to observe former enemies like the Chinese Communist Government and Russia link hands with western news outlets as well as Big Tech to defeat evil! And they did. In 1945 the red, white and black flag of the Nazi regime became no more and in 2021 the same was true for those who follow the orange. Sadly, the cost was huge, for to raise the ‘flag of woke’ the price paid was that of a single soul.

A beautiful, African spirit that, after such a brutal murder, ascended to join the huge family of saintly black victims in the sky. The names are known to us all. Breonna Taylor, Rodney King, Malcolm X, Chicken George and that guy from 12 Years a Slave - each one brutalised by a unique evil: white, Christian, western straight males with all their snotty talk of western civilisation, the enlightenment and democracy.

What a terrible life George was forced to live.

America never provided him with a job that could possibly support his many ex-partners and children - and given the fact he was a user of drugs (something almost certainly pushed onto him by the CIA) is it no wonder he became a criminal? But if you have a shred of decency you will accept that the fact he turned to crime was a greater crime than the crimes he committed. Why couldn’t someone have helped this man? Years ago George, already traumatized by a lifetime of exposure to racist America, broke into a home occupied by a pregnant woman and pointed a gun at her. But let us be clear, the only true victim was the one holding the weapon. What choices were available to George? None! And if the authorities had treated him as the abused unfortunate he was instead of a violent criminal, then we believe he’d be with us now. I doubt you would find many people today brave enough to deny that being a proud black man was George’s only real offence. If he’d been white there’d have been no arrest for robbery. At most this theoretical ‘Pale George’ might have been asked to attend anger management classes and nothing more - White Privilege in all of its ugliness. No wonder so many Black Americans have turned their backs on the very structures designed to prevent them from having access to anger management classes like white folks. Given these historic wrongs who amongst you is awful enough to deny Black America its right to take what the white man stole in the first place?

So much to think about.

The Trump Goes Viral Team had been willing to portray police officers as nothing more than lazy fools, but once George came into our lives we bitterly regretted not showing them as complete wankers. Saying that, Inspector Merser accurately resembles a typical British Bobby - who themselves are just unarmed avatars of American cops (two cheeks of the same arse, if you see what we mean). Alas, by the time that swine Chauvin reminded us all just how ugly the true face of policing is Trump Goes Viral was complete. We were distraught, but it was obvious. Changing major characters at this stage was impossible and even though it had taken years to complete we nevertheless debated scrapping the project altogether. After all, the script was there in our hands and the facts could not be denied.

We had woefully failed to denounce policing as an institution. Worse still, taking into account the conclusions of the Lawrence Enquiry and MacPherson report (damning investigations into bent coppers), we regrettably concluded that due to this omission institutional racism had been committed. Read the above two documents (the MacPherson Report in particular) and you will be shown how racism exists wherever the white man breaths. Every sentence is a chilling reminder that Caucasians do not have to say a single racist thing or commit one racists action to still be considered racist.

The white man is what he is. Unchangeable. Like a coprolite or a cowpat that’s gone hard. The British public do not deserve the likes of Clan Chief and High Court Judge Sir William Alan MacPherson. He lived in a castle for heavens sake! Do you believe you know more than him? Think of it in these terms: from the top of his battlements he had the ability to survey the land below and that means seeing the British in all their ‘glory’. And because of this, can anyone blame the man for describing the London police (amongst others) as a rancid collection of dumb English bigots intent on denying everyone but themselves the right to live? Remember, clan chiefs like MacPherson have been cross-dressing through the use of their kilts (aka skirts) for hundreds of years proving the Scottish are more progressive than the louts down south.

Once we’d researched all this things were looking grim for Trump Goes Viral. The fact was we all felt sad because our Graphic Novel appeared dead in the water. That was until the date of January the 6th 2021 passed into infamy for on that day Trump unleashed his Storm Troopers upon the world. We all saw it. That criminal ordered his henchmen to march on the Capital Building in America’s Capital City Washington DC, which is itself supposed to be the Capital of the Free World, and his intentions were written in capital letters. These being a request for transparency and accountability! The arrogant pig. This demand was itself an offence many believe deserves Capital Punishment, but that’s a different story. For a terrifying few hours the world teetered on the brink of disaster and many of us thought a right wing fascist coup was under way. Don’t be taken in by the recordings of Trump telling the crowd to ‘keep calm’ and be ‘good Americans’. These were all codes telling activists in the know to attack and pillage. America is filled with white supremacist monsters. They are literally on every corner and come in all shapes and sizes for if January the 6th 2021 did any good it was to prove you no longer have to be white to be a white nationalist. Watch the footage of that event. There were blacks, Asians, Latino’s, gays, cross-dressers, Jews (lots of them) and even a few non-binaries, all openly supporting the orange fiend. God be merciful, what a sickening sight to behold. How sneaky these non woke criminals have become.

The vast majority of the crowds in the capital that day remained calm, hiding their instincts to burn crosses and lynch the nearest African well by chanting and singing - but don’t be fooled. When they began to circle the Capital Building these killers had the same intent as Geronimo when he destroyed the 7th Cavalry at the battle of the Little Big Horn. But these people weren’t easily identifiable like an Apache or Cherokee. Trumps supporters don’t wear feather headdress and moccasins. Are you joking! They’re far too racist to mimic a Red Indian. The fact is they can be anyone.

A terrifying prospect when you think about it, for how can a worthy person see with human eyes the Nazi heart beating under skin that, as has already been alluded to, may be brown, red or orange - but not necessarily Caucasian? The subterfuge is even worse than this proving what an insidious bunch Trump supporters are. 99% caused no damage at all making it almost impossible to denounce them. It was a nauseating spectacle, watching these shysters pretend to be non violent as they politely waited for the doors of the Capital Building to be opened before calmly walking in. Once inside, the charade continued as the Trumpers kept to the carpeted roped off areas, all the time taking selfies with the cops who had let them in in the first place. Sneaky swine, but thankfully there were some government employees present who saw through this shallow lie and amazingly, at least one was a police officer. Be under no illusion - when the Capital Building was breached it represented a critical moment in American history. All the hard work of the Democratic Party and their allies in Mainstream Media and Big Tech could have been undermined if these people had been allowed to protest willy-nilly. The sheer hubris of it. How dare these buffoons complain when hard working Democrats had done all they could to ensure the right votes were counted while the wrong ones weren’t. And what is wrong with that? Remember, a peaceful invasion is still a god damn invasion and those masses ‘allowed’ into the Capital Building were a 21st Century’s reincarnation of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock.

But with one powerful difference.

Imagine the true owners of America (those we will describe as non white) had actually invited these unhealthily pale, English thieves to a feast only as a ruse to capture them. That’s right - use the white man’s forked tongue against him - which is exactly what the authorities defending the Capital Building did. By encouraging the enemy of mankind (Trump supporters) to walk into a place they could not escape from the police, under the direct control of liberals, brilliantly lulled these terrorists pretending to be boisterous demonstrators into a rat trap. A risky move given that amazing humanitarians like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), Ilham Omar, and Nancy Pelosi were in adjacent buildings that theoretically could have been accessed by the baying mob.

All any attacker needed to do was find the secret underground tunnels, take possession of the secret door keys and pass several armed guards. A million to one chance, but would YOU risk the saintly life of AOC with odds like that? On that morning, the Young Turks of the Democratic Party, also known as the squad, were in danger and anyone who saw the upload of AOC defiantly telling her followers that she was going to remain in her office no matter what could not help but be brought to tears. What courage. AOC remained hiding under her desk as, half a mile away, several thousand people aimlessly milled about the Capital Building chanting ‘Stop the steal’. She was an inspiration and hats off to the cops for snaring these would be revolutionaries like fish in a barrel. Animals! Trump supporters defiled the Speakers Chair, wilfully wedged open fire doors and at least one took a dump on the hallowed floor of the Capital Building, but that was only the beginning. Not satisfied this mass of inhumanity, having sauntered passed armed officers as if they owned the place, began to sing patriotic songs and push against a locked wooden door breaking a glass panel. An act of extraordinary violence and clear escalation which only got worse. The sound of glass shattering acted like a dog whistle and some, including a fanatic named Ashli Babbitt, got all Xena Warrior Princess and attempted to clamber through the smashed opening. It was then a single, superbly aimed round brought this savage rampage to an end and in doing so saved the world. Lest we forget AOC and several other government officials were in grave danger of being violently chanted at - and that is something no democracy can accept.

With one pull of the trigger the Capital Police restored our faith in Law Enforcement. The extreme right and Babbitt’s family and friends are oh-so-keen on going on-and-on about Babbitt being a mum, a Vet and unarmed (yeah, they would wouldn’t they). And yes, all of this is true, but so are other things. The fact is Babbitt had made several unfounded accusations online about progressives and had also stated publicly she was against foreign wars. Clearly, this rabid reactionary was out of control and deserving of what happened. Now let us compare Babbitt to the man who stopped her in her tracks.

No one knows why destiny chose police Lieutenant Michael Byrd to be the sentinel stood on the other side of that flimsy wooden door on January the 6th 20021. Like the Spartans from Athens so long ago Byrd faced enormous odds yet his hands did not shake, which was just as well since they were holding a fully loaded automatic weapon. And thank the heavens he was for Ashli Babbitt was intent on launching her furious attack by clambering through the broken window like some white alien spider.

In history great people often make decisions that decide the future of nations and on the 6th of January 2021 fate decreed officer Byrd make such a choice and do it alone (apart from the several dozen armed officers near to him). He was tasked with defending the Capital Building, this ‘Palace of the People’, from these people - yet what was the correct course of action? Should he shout a warning or even fire a warning shot? Maybe retreat was the best option. He could move behind other lockable doors or form a defensive line with the many armed police officers under his command. The deployment of gas or pepper spray was also possible. So many avenues to take, what was he supposed to do? Now the dust has settled and Babbitt is in the ground most reasonable people acknowledge the options listed above were the easy ones. The kind average people like me and you would take, but Byrd, we now know, is made of sterner stuff for he walked the harder path choosing to put Babbitt down like the rapid dog she was. All it took was a single round for the riot to end. In an instant AOC was safe and could emerge from under her desk. Joy of joys, the whole world breathed a sigh of relief. Being a great humanitarian and true hero Byrd maintained a dignified silence for many months despite so many people wanting to know about this supreme act of valour. Now he has completed several interviews Lt Byrd has solemnly put to bed several misconceptions about this incident. For instance, Babbitt was given a verbal warning, he claims, and if everyone there didn’t hear him speak then it was their fault for not listening properly or failing to know how to lip read.

From our perspective in the Trump Goes Viral Team all we can think is, ‘what’s wrong with these people?’ After all, if you want to illegally invade government buildings or cause mass damage then please choose your cause with care. Recent events amply demonstrate mindless violence is permitted if the right ‘movement’ is being championed. One example is all those women who broke into the Supreme Court hearings being held in relation to nomination of the unconvicted sexual abuser Judge Kavanaugh. Nothing happened to those women. They could do as they pleased because their cause was the right one (aka on the left). The fact is, people can burn down entire cities (Black Lives Matter) or threaten whole populations (ANTIFA) and nothing will ever happen to them and we all know why - they’re PROGRESSIVE and therefore beyond reproach. Hear us loud and clear - become of the left and you can watch the West burn baby. In his recent interview Lt Michael Byrd pointed out how very brave he had been on that day and having watched the footage of Babbitt being drilled everyone here agrees.

It took real courage to shoot that unarmed woman and here is why. - showing so little mercy takes true strength. Normal people hesitate, and if Lt Byrd had then the result might have been catastrophic. Babbitt would probably have continued her unregulated protest leading to more broken windows and maybe another turd on the carpet.

Surely all of us can now agree that Lt Byrd’s actions were justifiable. In fact, watching him speak it is hard not to admire the guts of someone so willing to acknowledge their own bravery.

Who has the audacity to do that?

His words should not, however, be seen as those of a blaggard, but instead of a man at home with himself for you will have to go far and wide to find an individual with that amount of self confidence. Even Congressional Medal of Honour winners probably lack the chutzpah to do what Lt Byrd did - repeatedly proclaim their own heroism on TV. May the future bring nothing but happiness to this soldier. He was the thin blue line that held back the forces of chaos and his shining example of what a cop should be helped us reassess our position. Basically, because of Byrd we went ahead and published Trump Goes Viral, but the public must not mistake this decision as a a complete endorsement. We simply say that our main character -Inspector Merser - although essentially a disgusting worm does, on occasion, have a use and therefore warrants some non-judgemental coverage.

THE THREE GAYS

The creators of Trump Goes Viral are proud to point out that three very important characters - Rupert, Mandingo and Basil, are all gay and in the case of one of them, non-white, creating four (4) minorities out of three people, which is just so cool. A deliberate choice by us, for we were (and are) highly sensitive about minority and gender rights and therefore wanted to make sure the named homosexuals in the book are depicted as truly magnificent. Trump Goes Viral does, in what we hope is a sensitive way, comment about homosexuality and same-sex sex - but not wanting to sew any confusion we made sure our gays are the best (basically an accurate portrayal of the alternative lifestyle community). Now for some more controversy

YES - it is true that certain characters (the usual suspects - cops, Conservatives and the Catholic Church) express homophobic views, but these opinions are obviously NOT those of the creators. Hear us roar people - as far as we’re concerned anyone who holds non-inclusive views deserves nothing less than a swift execution. Be under no illusion, when Inspector Merser or some other clown makes nasty comments about any minority including women, we’re mocking them not the victim. Our intention is to say, ‘Ha, look at that silly mare. He thinks anal love making is funny. How funny is that?’

It cannot be repeated enough - Trump Goes Viral is NOT a homophobic book and anyone who says it is can go to hell (metaphorically speaking, since the team here are all atheists). We know what kind of inclusive hearts beat inside our bodies so believe us when we say this: our Graphic Novel not only celebrates homosexuality and gender fluid communities it lionises them including all non-gender and non-identity people of any sort. After all, each one of us has the right to identify as whatever we want at any time. The only group our Graphic Novel openly shames is the male, Caucasian, Christian, straight junta / patriarchy that holds the world to ransom by being so condescendingly rational all the time. Reasonableness is, in our opinion, another facet of white privilege because only those who live comfortable, pampered lives, have the luxury of being even-handed.

Don’t believe us, aye? Then we suggest you spend a day in the life of a 21st Century gay Englishman and see how level-headed you remain. Go on - we dare you! Put on a Drag Queen dress, a large wig and high heels then take a stroll down parts of Hounslow, Blackburn, Rotherham (the whole of Leicestershire) and Preston then see what happens. It won’t be pretty, we assure you, and a damning indictment of western society.

The villain of the peace here has one name - CHRSTIANITY.

Some will say our criticism of the Church of England and Catholicism was rather subtle, maybe even weak, but can you blame us? The fact is, those who make their contempt for the Christian religion too well known end up with their head on a stick. These fanatical followers of Jesus will allow no criticism and who wants that crap anyway? The Trump Goes Viral team admit it. No one here is a lieutenant Michael Byrd, preferring instead for our noggins to remain on the shoulders they came with. Therefore, we flipped expectations on their head by portraying the terrorists (ISIS Sutton branch) as if they were members of a religion other than Christianity. Like the DC Police in the Capital Building this was nothing other than a ruse. Look beneath the skin colour and see what is actually there, because if you do it will be obvious who ISIS Sutton Branch actually are - fundamentalist Christians. If this is too confusing for some then let it be spelt out. We mean no disrespect to any non-Christian religion all of whom are far less violent than the one with the cross. It’s simply a matter of us being sneaky and having a go at Christ while hiding behind a turban. We are positive most of you are so confident in the decency of the non-western spiritual beliefs you follow this deceit will not cause too much offence.

ILLARY CLITON

Stories lack something when they’re nothing more than a tale of good Vs bad. After all, what is decent and what is not is a relative concept, so to elaborate we will provide the following scenario. A woman on her way to buy a meal for her boyfriend on his birthday with a hundred dollars in her purse is in a good place (at least from her perspective). She is happy and looking forward to surprising her beloved. However, what about the drug addict who needs money to buy crack? Such a individual would no doubt see her ‘possession’ in a different light. To them, the urge for a fix outweighs her desire to be a giving person (it’s not as if the cash is for her, after all). Common sense and, by the way, capitalist theory, indicates the addict has the moral right to claim that money even if the law states otherwise and who can say they’re wrong? Only silly people would chastise the crack-head who grabbed the purse and ran for it.

Cops and Robbers are games for children. Adults understand life is more complicated (think of poor old George in America) and as a result we added nuance and depth to our characters. Those who are normally seen as villains (the cops and Trump) were given a few positive attributes even though, on the whole, they’re portrayed as arseholes. Indeed, if you read the graphic novel you’ll see both Trump and Inspector Merser are 100% vile misogynists (a consequence of being ‘Alpha Males’, no doubt).

Saying that, other ‘undesirables’ outlined have a more complex foundation to their awfulness. Illary Cliton is one such individual and therefore some clarification is required. The Trump Goes Viral Team understand that most people will look upon the name - Illary Cliton - and assume it is a deliberate ‘nod’ to the former American Secretary of State Hilary Clinton and they’d be correct in thinking so. However, even though Hilary is the canvass on which Illary, as a character, is painted, this does NOT mean we are suggesting they’re the same.

The opposite is, in fact, true.

The person we have created - Illary Cliton - is a power and wealth obsessed harpy while the real Hilary was a gentle soul who wants only good things for the world (and in doing so personified womanhood and transwoman hood at its best). The differences go on. Our Illary leaves a trail of death and destruction while the true Hilary spent every moment she could nurturing others. The Illary we outline has no interest in trans-rights or policies aimed at multi-gender exclusivity. She is therefore unlike Secretary of State Hillary Clinton who has always been obsessed with making sure all minority groups voted for her. Look at the facts - that woman would literally say or do anything, no matter how absurd, to win their favour. In short, she was a modern-day saint and how the Noble Prize Committee overlooked her work in bringing peace to Libya is nothing short of an international disgrace.

Our Illary is the kind of monster who would set up a foundation not to help others but simply as a means of laundering money and peddling influence. People like Cliton leave a body count around them impossible to ignore. They associate with deviants and protect sexual sadists, lying on their behalf, and in doing so spitting in the face of female victims around the world. Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton would never do that. So why, you ask, did we create Illary Cliton? Here is the simple answer. We hope that reading about Illary Cliton will inspire people to learn of the true Hilary and in doing so discover how beautiful she is. The absolute nemesis of the butcher in our story (Illary) who would, in any real scenario, be a Republican and vote Trump.

LEIGH FANN MAKE’DO

In this age of countless so called news channels where anyone with a phone can record, upload, then comment on events as they happen self-deception is everywhere. Many intellectuals consider it a kind of mass psychosis. One that compels the foolish to recklessly believe their own eyes and ears even when told not to. All of which re-enforces a central fallacy of the right. One they go on about boring everyone with ears saying again and again, ‘all opinions deserve to be heard’ (come on! Can these morons actually think that is true?)

Pride come’th before the fall.

What naive stupidity. The BBC, CNN and MSNBC are there for a reason. To furnish the proper kind of information in the correct manner. To date, it is the only method that guarantees the populace are not polluted by improper news. Every reporter in these organisations is essentially the same (which is to be welcomed as it provides a global standard) but to achieve this the herd of applicants must be culled. Careful vetting is vital if the ‘wrong sort’ is to be prevented from having a voice.

After all, unfettered exposure to other people’s beliefs can be dangerous. Indeed, many a university in the west now promotes the idea that too much information is far more hazardous than too little.

Therefore, the need for suitable ‘Gate Keepers’ to encourage only socially productive views are listened to is obvious. Expansive, liberal concerns like the BBC, the Anti Deformation League and the American Civil Liberties Union all openly affiliate themselves with movements like Black Lives Matter and in doing so prove one thing. They are progressive and intent on forcing the ignorant to be the same as them. However, they have their work cut out for all is not as it should be. Sadly, these huge media corporations have unwelcome competition.

Independent broadcasting is tearing the established world order apart.

Certainly in Britain the left have, for almost a century, fought a heroic rear-guard action against the grotesque expansion of unregulated entertainment and news. Up until just after World Was II only the BBC could broadcast television and radio programming in the UK. A time even conservatives look back on with a sigh claiming they were ‘the good old days’ (with their filthy Empire blah, de blah - oh, the irony). It was roughly about this time when liberals inside the BBC began to tell the British public a few home truths:

1) Britain is a racist tyranny

2) Western Civilisation is barbaric

3) Communism and Socialism are good

4) The White Man is disgusting

5) The ‘coloured races’ are cool and superior

6) Christianity is bad

7) Other religions are good (especially Islam)

Of course, some did not like this reality check and began an insidious campaign to offer the British public an alternative point of view. These events may have occurred several decades before we in the Trump Goes Viral Team were born, yet they continue to make a heavy impact on our hive-consciousness. It started with the creation of ITV - Independent Television - a pernicious private federation of broadcasters who quickly demonstrated what ‘free-thinking’ cab produce. In their case it was Tony Hancock, Rising Damp and, most unforgivably, the Benny Hill Show! Socialists tried to fight back, but it was hopeless. Sadly, inevitably, once the populace tasted what they should never have been offered all they wanted was more. Like greedy children scrumping in a farmer’s apple orchard the masses, unsupervised and therefore uncaring, demanded extra helpings of entertainment and the right cheered them on. What hypocrisy!

After all isn’t it ‘Conservatives’ that bang on about the Bible all the time, yet on this matter they happily ignore the sexist tale of Eve, the serpent and her fruit. Once ITV was allowed to stay the rot soon took hold as pirate radio started to become popular. Pirates! And the right claim to believe in law and order! Other TV channels began to appear and Britain inevitably fell into a vortex of libertarian ideals until the ultimate horror - Maggie Thatcher - sloped into Number 10 Downing Street like a pearl clutching ogre.

Thankfully, mimicking Mao Zedong’s Red Guards ‘long march’, the British left sighed, bemoaned, righteousness complained about the ignorance of the people, but never gave up. Slowly, inexorably, those on the right side of history regrouped and began to infiltrate these independent organisations with a single aim - to make them just like the BBC and eventually they succeed.

Now every major TV and radio channel may as well be called the BBC because they are all the same. The United States is also in a very similar position with all major news and entertainment outlets gloriously liberal and anti-libertarian in their outlook. But this is no time for self-congratulation. Fox News is regrettably still in business (they’ll be cancelled one day) and in the UK a disgusting new channel called GB News has started to spew alternative views centred on facts instead of emotion.

The nerve - without feelings we are no longer human so of course our emotions are more important that the truth (and as we all know truth is relative). Until the internet was invented by capitalism a true global hierarchy had almost been achieved. One that worked together to maintain a legitimate worldwide structure for the common good. Hollywood, Big Tech, the UN, WHO, and the Chinese Communist Party were all involved, and victory was insight until Trump and his unregulated army of web warriors ruined it all. What could have been real universal equilibrium with everyone knowing the same thing, thinking the same thing, cursing the same thing (non-leftists) now lays shattered. The culprits - unruly independent YouTube stars who talk about the world despite lacking the education, temperament, or dignity such a role requires. A hopelessly unregulated state of affairs creating nothing less than an intellectual riot. People telling other people just about anything they care to can’t go on. A typical CNN reporter spends years cultivating the right attitude before they ever get a chance to express an opinion about anything. A discipline lacking in many of the online news outlets springing up everywhere like gophers on a golf course. But who are these right of centre commentators? Lee Fann Make’Do is based upon a real online ‘journo’ just as Truth Wars mirrors a channel that streams every day. However, the individuals and companies alluded to by us are so horrific we cannot in all conscientiousness even hint at who and what they are. Indeed, the Trump Goes Viral Team begs you not to search the web in case you discover the real thing. Believe us, once your eyes see the living Lee Fann Make’Do they can never unsee what they’ve seen.

Be under no illusion, the Truth Wars of this world deliberately lie in order to spew a certain narrative. Can anyone say the same thing about the BBC? Of course, the answer is YES, however, they do so for the right reasons which means any criticism is moribund. Telling a venerated company like the Beeb to ‘stick to the facts’ is as absurd as claiming a black person can be racist. If you do, you just don’t get it. And it’s worth remembering that institutions such as NPR and BBC have in-situ complaints procedures to deal with whining right-wingers and even, on occasion, angry left-wingers. Believe it or not socialists sometimes do object to what they see on the BBC. A common cause of complaint is the sight of Conservative being allowed to appear unmuzzled and without a proceeding message warning the public a right-winger is about to be broadcast into their homes. If you are concerned these complaints procedures are abused, then don’t be. Data analysis shows that 99% of the issues raised by right-wingers are ignored (and thank the heavens for that). Feel no pity for them - they have no right to complain about their complaints being trashed. Not until these Conservatives acknowledge the pay gap and accept black men in America are being forced to commit more than fifty percent of violent crime just to feed themselves and their communities.

So much global news is twisted, which is why Leigh Fann Make’Do and Truth Wars are an important part of the Trump Goes Viral narrative. They are a warning to the public. Be careful who you listen to and remember - the truth won’t set you free from thinking. And thinking just means more worry while Ignorance, as they say, is bliss.