About The Author
N. WURD - My Thoughts About Thinking.
All the people who know me will state on record that I’m a team player, due to the fact I have neither the intellectual will or literary skill to pen anything of worth. Even one of those Japanese haiku poems harking on about frogs and lilies is beyond me. And let’s face it, they’re only a sentence long so how hard can they be? My incompetence has some benefits though. For instance, the modern world is obsessed with conformist group thinking and always glories cooperation. Indeed, ‘the hive jive’ is destined to become the first permanent global fad making the individual a bit redundant really. Believe me, on this issue I know what side my gluten free bread is buttered. Oh, yes, this hombre has no intention of putting up with Utterly Butterly when all he has to do is tow the line and he’ll be spreading Danish Lurpak on his buns. As a result of my complete surrender, and in keeping with everyone else producing online content for public consumption (basically the whole planet), I find myself ceaselessly trying to accommodate our progressive leaders. To do otherwise is madness. Progressives consider themselves great humanitarians and will do anything to prove it. The total annihilation of those who get in their way is a small price to pay because, to them, nothing shows how worthy you are than a complete lack of mercy (just like Lt Byrd). Virtually every major cultural leader in the West is one of these people so be very careful when taking them on. You see the left are the establishment now so those on the right intent on holding ‘truth to power’ are, in effect, upsetting the Status quo. Besides, be honest with yourself and others - Conservatives do not make good rebels.
Wake up and smell the herbal tea people, and for once in your life try and see the world from a left-wing perspective. Most socialists were born into very comfortable middle to upper-class families. They get the best education and the easiest access to government, educational, and media jobs. Life is good to them and if you were in their position would things be different? Where is the humility? Of course, you’d stamp on those threatening to rock the boat. After all, who the hell is going to give away that gig without a fight?
Now the world has been explained surely, we can begin to understand why the powers that be will not tolerate people saying what they want, when they want, to whoever they want, because that is just pure anarchy which leads to chaos. History warns us that unless worthy people keep a tight grip, society can go to hell in a handcart and do so quickly. Hitler is a case in point. Sadly, in my opinion, as a means of brow-beating Europeans into agreeing to any amount of wokeness the former dictator of Germany is not used nearly enough. I can understand the reticence of some. After all, the internet is awash with a tsunami, a holocaust, if you will, of inappropriate metaphor and over-used tropes. The crusade to bring greater awareness of this phenomenon is one I support and those individuals who constantly use ill-judged figures of speech deserve, at the very least, a remote whipping or maybe even an internet lynching. The Fuhrer is, however, different, because to me Hitler is useful when trying to silence an opponent. Hint that you’re going to call someone a Hitlerite and watch them run.
Back to my diatribe.
Imagine if you had the power to go back in time and continually unplug Hitler’s microphone when he was doing one of those hysterical rants the History Channel is too lazy to translate. Without the oxygen of being heard, there would have been no mass movement. No political gatherings mean no fascist take-over of Germany. No Nazi Government equals no war, and we all know what event is then cancelled from history. Something so awful every child weeps on hearing about the countless victims it generated.
​
We are, of course, referring to the formation of the State of Israel.
Zero Nazi = No holocaust. No holocaust and the Zionists lose their trump card in the fight to steal Palestinian land. Think about it: if Hitler had, at an early stage, been subjected to a righteous dose of cancel culture peace and prosperity would reign across the Middle East to this day. What a tragedy it is for humanity that Mark Zuckerburg did not exist in the 1930’s. He’d have silenced Hitler without firing a shot. Use your imagination, if only someone like Jack Dorsey could have gone backstage at a Nazi rally, found the broadcasting room and fiddled about with Hitler’s knobs, millions might be alive today. Turn down the volume of his speakers from 11 to 1 and bingo - silence is golden. All of this is mere fantasy, though. Sadly, Hitler was heard and the rest is history. Bloody conflict ensued. Indeed, to defeat the evil of Nazi Germany (and by default the British Empire) the allies (including Soviet Russia and China, by the way) declared war and bombed Hitler’s Deutschland into dust. Hundreds of thousands of civilians were obliterated, whole cities laid waste, and yet no one doubts it had to be done.
I’m afraid, in relation to right-wing free speech, this history has to be repeated. The modern reboot of those heroic WW2 allies can be found in American Big Tech, Hollywood and their symbiotic relationship with the Chinese Communist Party, BBC, EU, UN , WHO, NPR, CNN (as well as a hundred other similar interests). Just like last time these comrades in arms are united with one aim - to defeat their enemies- and if that means you I suggest there is but one option left - shout as loud as you can, ‘I surrender.’ Hitler, Mussolini and the worst of them all that pig Richard Nixen ‘threw in the towel’ and so can you. Stop fighting, it’s a lost cause. When I, along with others, created Trump Goes Viral we tried to explore the horror that was, and is, Trumpism. But our intentions are pure. We hope that by reading our story one of his supporters might - just might - be encouraged to jack all this nonsense in and ‘go with the flow.’ Does it have to be spelled out? (Please don’t make me, my spelling sucks). Remember the BORG on Star Wars?
Resistance, dear friends, is futile. Besides, do you really think you can take on the very people who, while having no problem affiliating with genocidal regimes will, at the drop of a hat, cancel you for using the wrong pronoun? If you do, you are delusional pal. Here’s a thought. The powers that rule over us killed millions, destroyed the world’s economic system, turned the USA into a de-facto Socialist State, facilitated the rise of China and turned the western military into a joke all because they did not like the ‘Orange Man’. Given this, what do you think they’re willing to do to you, buster? It seems to me progressives are pretty serious so listen-up buttercup, kneel down and smell the lavender air freshener. Obviously, such pressures make satire a bit difficult to pull off.
​
Modern comedy demands you can only laugh at straight Caucasian men. Fair enough you say, but that means repetition is a constant problem. Don’t get me wrong - I will NEVER tire of criticising all things ‘white’. However, I also believe that if done correctly you can continue to highlight injustices and protect minority rights while at the same time focus on other aspects of the human condition. In Trump Goes Viral several vulnerable groups are not shown in a particularly heroic light. But the reader must acknowledge that the plot does concern a worldwide plague able to wipe out humanity. Therefore, is it so unbelievable that tempers would rise amongst the characters and a few nasty words be expressed? In times of danger unlikely bedfellows are made. Again, let us return to WW II. Back then the USSR was led by the outstanding Joseph Stalin. A humble person who had advanced Russia from being a backwater into first nation status through the glorious implementation of socialism / communism. He was, for all intents and purposes, God. Yet, when it was necessary, no matter how regrettable, this man did not flinch in doing what had to be done. History shows that to play for time Stalin authorised an alliance with a nation and leader abhorrent to all decent people. Just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes for his pact with the British Empire and that monster Winston Churchill must have hurt him deeply. However, for the greater good, he swallowed his disgust signing on the dotted line and in doing so showed his humanity by cooperating with those exploitative animals. Why do I mention these things? Well, it is a little suggestion to my lefty pals, you see progressives already rule the world. You’re ‘top dog’, so it might be wise not to attack free speech advocates before they’ve even said a word. Listen to them, hum, then obliterate each and every one because it looks better to the public at large. As for those of you on the right well, you can choose to be in denial and continue the fight, or throw your lot in with the mainstream. Do that and a bit of happiness might come your way. Just sit down and play your online games, buster.
Don’t get angry at an ever-lower standard of living and learn to revel in all things anti-western. In the end your freedoms were no more real than Lara Crofts tits so maybe you should see it not as a loss, but simply an acceptance. What is real is what Google tells you. Accept this and stop being so prideful because you’ll feel better in the long run.
P.S - A little word about Olga More and DWYT. T
Olga More drew most of this stuff and she does not want any hassle or bother. She is a professional artist working within numerous genres and humbly points out that if the money was right she’d draw just about anyone (even Rachel Maddow).
Saying that, as a resident of the former Soviet Union (although she now resides in Georgia), where taking the Mick out of those in-charge was almost impossible, Olga does defend the right of people to poke fun at the establishment. I, N. Wurd, have done all I can to explain to her that the Western wokerati make the activities of the KGB appear as vicious as a child's finger painting (even if the said finger painting was that of Rachel Maddow). Thankfully, she is safely behind the now non-existent Iron Curtain and therefore beyond the reach of most Social Justice Warriors, Olga can say just about anything she wants and nothing will happen to her. What pronouns to use, misgendering, accusations of sexism, trannyism and racism, literally do not exist where she lives. Imagine that! It must be a complete jungle where she lives. We are so lucky to reside in the West, where getting any of the above wrong gets you destroyed, must give thanks for being free of such freedom. Phewee. I’m glad and I hope you are to.
If you want Olga to draw or paint for you - just email us and she will oblige.
DWYT. T is based in the Philippines and also contributed toward the artistry of Trump Goes Viral. He is a professional and loves to eat, drink, and socialise (as well as draw). Graphic Novels are his passion, and he is always ready to try something new. DWYT. T is a great supporter of all lost causes including the fantasy that one day the Philippines will win the World Cup.
The poor, deluded foo